2012- THE END OF THE WORLD!!

January 2012

This will be a prolific year for me considering that I only have so much time until the Mayan Gods strike us all down and send us into the underworld beneath the sacred ceiba tree with our still-beating hearts ripped from our chests and burned to ash at a pyramidal alter. 

I just filmed a thing for a thing, and I’ll tell you about it in a couple months if it pans out.  As you can tell, it’s a secret project that may continue to remain secret.

Thanks to all my friends and fans who came out to The Comedy Central Stage to watch my show, “Johnny Walker’s Father Material”.  I had a blast.  Check out a bit from the show, “Aren’t You Glad You’re Not A Fetus?”.   I’m booking additional dates now.

My first live album “A Really Intimate Experience”, is now here!  Buy it on the store page or on iTunes.  Thanks to Go Bananas Comedy Club in Cincinatti for the audio footage from my weekend and all the people who turned out. Watch The First Two Minutes of A Really Intimate Experience on YouTube.

Check out my blog page and read the personal essay I wrote and performed with Spark-Off Rose storytelling.  They produce shows once a month in Los Angeles.

Thanks to Rooftop Comedy for giving me the honor of being “Comic of the Day” and for featuring my jokes in their “Daily 8″.  Visit rooftopcomedy.com to check out a few of my videos and also to see other great established and up-and-coming comedians.

The Female Navigation Device is here and it’s free.  Women beware.  It’s like Axe body spray in an app.  Yes.  Classy.  Download it HERE on iTunes:

RACEHARMONY.COM has launched!  Countdown to worldwide racial harmony is now only a matter of time!  Check out all the fun videos on that site.

Check out “Stuffed Animal Instincts”, my previous album.  Get a Teddy Bear Orgy tee shirt on the store page.  It’s a beautiful design- as if MC Escher had a strange wet dream.

“Give You A Baby” was on Dr. Demento’s “Top 25 of 2010″!

Also, check out my musical political album from 2008, “American Standard” . If Tom Lehrer and Pete Seeger had a baby raised by Steven Colbert, that child would have created a better album. Lucky for me, that child was never born.

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