AWOL IN ALABAMA
(Parody of Lynard Skynard’s “Sweet Home Alabama”)

Big strings a pullin’ made him a Guardsman.
Flying fighter planes in Texas. Protecting us from Mexicans.
Well, John Kerry was in a Patrol Boat, and John McCain got shot down.
No one can remember if W was around anyhow.

AWOL in Alabama.
Skies that he never flew.
AWOL in Alabama.
Now it’s coming home to you.

In Birmingham they don’t know W.
He wasn’t there in ’72.
Now the war in Iraq bothers me.
I wish he didn’t go there too. How ‘bout you?

AWOL in Alabama.
No one saw him around.
AWOL in Alabama.
Getting high but on the ground.

AWOL in Alabama
Your red states are turning blue
AWOL in Alabama
Does his conscience bother you?