BOB MARLEY SONG
(Parody of Bob Marley’s “No Woman, No Cry”)

I remember when we used to sit at the Starbucks in Bel Air.
I would order a Venti Mochaccino, and you’d make fun of the people who worked there.
Then, we’d go down to the frozen yogurt store and maybe to J. Crew. J. Crew.
My Jag is my only carriage… if you don’t count the coupe.

There’s nothing I can’t buy. I’ve never had a reason to cry.
Oh, little darlin’ come fly in my Lear. There’s nothing I can’t buy.

Good times we’ve had on our parents’ credit cards and at private schools with pools.
Someone said, “Money can’t buy you happiness”. But, I sure think that it’s cool.
And, how I know is that…

Everything’s always been all right. Everything’s always been all right.
That’s the way when you’re rich and white.
Everything’s always been all right.

Everything’s always been all right, now. Everything’s always been all right.
That’s the way when you’re rich and white.
Everything’s always stayed all right.