COMFORTABLE

Remember when you used to be so shy in front of me?
Remember how I used to hesitate?
Oh, baby we’ve discovered so much about each other.
We’re uncovered.

…because we are so comfortable. We are so comfortable.

Remember when I used to have a hard time taking a dump when you were around so I would close the door to the bathroom and turn on the sink so it wouldn’t seem like I was dropping a deuce?
And you’d be like, “something smells so horrible in here” and I’d be like, “Oh really? Maybe that’s because there’s a dead squirrel in the wall”.
But now we talk about shit all the time. It’s our favorite topic of conversation. We have this rating system one through ten based on length, size, girth and smell, and then sometimes we’ll just drink coffee together and talk about our upcoming shit.

…because we are so comfortable. We are so comfortable.

Do you remember how we used to take a shower together? It was so hot. It was so soapy. It was so sexy. But, now we never take a shower together because we fight about the temperature. I’m like, “It’s so damn hot! I’m burning my balls off!” And, you’re like, “You’re standing in front of the stream! I’m freezing and soapy and miserable!”

Remember when I used to have a hard time having sex with you when you were menstruating? It made me feel really uncomfortable to have blood on my penis. It made me think of a sword that had just done battle. But, now I’m cool with that. I’m cool with that. I think I am cool with that.

Okay, I’ve thought about it, and I’m cool with that. I’m cool with that.

…because we are so comfortable. We are so comfortable.