CONDOLEEZA RICE
(Parody of The Beach Boys’ “Wouldn’t It Be Nice?”)

Condoleeza Rice wears lots of makeup. Is that to cover up her sense of shame?
‘Cause Condoleeza Rice, she didn’t wake up to warnings about hijackers and planes.
There sure was a lot of talk about it. It seems she could’ve done some more about it.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could wake up in a world of true security
Knowing that our leaders were all really an intelligent community?
So, if there’s ever a threat to our nation,
They don’t forget and just go on vacation.
That wouldn’t be nice.

Maybe if we think and wish and pray that bad things won’t come true,
They’ll just go away.
Maybe then we can plan to do the things we like to do
Like play the piano and invade countries.
Wouldn’t that be nice?

Goodnight, Condi. Sleep tight, Condi. Goodnight, Condi. Sleep tight.