DIDN’T CUM
(Parody of Norah Jones’ “Don’t Know Why”)

I went off like a starting gun.
I think that’s why she didn’t cum.
I ejected early like Goose in Top Gun. Stranded her like Gilligan.
I went down to fix it orally, but all I could taste was… me.

I’m sorry. That song leaves a bad taste in everybody’s mouth.