DON’T WORRY IRAQIS
(Parody of Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy”)

Here’s a document we wrote. It gives you the right to vote, so…
Don’t worry, Iraqis.
We came to get you out of trouble. We’re so sorry about the rubble.
Don’t worry, Iraqis. Don’t worry, Iraqis. Don’t worry, Iraqis. Don’t worry, Iraqis.

You got no WMD’s. You got no leader. You got no peace.
But, don’t worry, Iraqis.

When life gives you lemons, don’t be afraid. You’ll just make international aide.
Don’t worry, Iraqis.

Listen to what I say, if there’s something you may not like, you should make a preemptive strike, so don’t worry, Iraqis.

Don’t worry Iraq… Ow! You preemptive struck me! That hurts. Stop. Hey, you can’t do that to me! We came to free your oil… I mean, to free your soil. So, just act like good little children- good little boys and girls. Ow! Stop! Ow!