ECONOMIC DYSFUNKTION

I’m in a depression. I don’t understand it. She left me so fast.
We’re good in the long run, is what I was thinkin’. That’s when we crashed.

Then I found out she went down on my friends.
My Dad called me up, said she went down on him.
I’m like, “Dad, what the hell?” He said he wanted to ride,
But now he’s awake at night cause he couldn’t pull out in time.

Economy, look what you done to me. Let’s go back to how it used to be.
You went down on my friends. You went down on Japan. You went down on my Grams. Damn! But I want you back again.

[ALAN GREENSPAN CONGRESSIONAL TESTIMONY QUOTE]
“That, as I said, shocked me. I still do not fully understand why it happened and obviously, to the extent that I figure out where it happened and why, I won’t change my views.”

I should’ve known she was too high and too full of troubles
But I was blinded by her fake real estate bubbles.
She got inflated in places with fakeness that kept growing and growing
I’m throwing cash at that asset swapping then POP!

Economy, you infected me. I was unprotected, now it burns when I.P.O. openings happen. I want you back again. Tighten your loopholes, and I might put it back in.

[GREENSPAN QUOTE] REP HENRY WAXMAN- “Your view of the world, your idealogy was not right… it was not working.” ALAN GREENSPAN- “Precisely. That’s precisely the reason I was shocked because I’d been going for forty years or more with very considerable evidence it was working exceptionally well.”

[VOICE OF THE ECONOMY] “How dare you blame me for your problems. You let a bunch of pimps sell me on credit! They cut me up and sold my derivatives, and you didn’t even regulate. You don’t know how to treat an economy. You never did! And, don’t expect me back soon. You’re the one who needs artificial stimulus to get your stock up!”

Economic Dysfunktion’s dysfunkin me up. I was too big to fail. Now, I can’t get it up.
Ekonomic dysfunction, give me a fix. I need a piece of that stimulus.

Warning: Economic Stimulus is not for everyone. If you have a history of greed, poor management, wasteful spending, predatory lending, you should not take economic stimulus. Has been known to cause severe depression. If taken in too great a dosage, economic stimulus may cause significant hemorrhaging and bleeding of the Treasury and future generations. And, if you haven’t figured it out by now, the reason the economy did what it did is simply this: It’s the economy, stupid.