EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S CHENEY
(Parody of The Association’s “Windy”)

Who’s peeking out from under a bunker, scowling at everybody he sees?
Who’s reaching out to capture a contract?
Everyone knows it’s Cheney.

Who pulls the strings on Howdy Georgie?
Who’s part human, part robotic?
That’s not a banana in industry’s pocket.
Everyone knows it’s Dick.

And Cheney’s got scary eyes. He’s full of outrageous lies.
And Cheney has wings to fly above the law. Above the law. Above the law.

And Cheney’s got scary eyes. He’s full of outrageous lies.
Sure, he’s got a heart like you, but he’ll attack that too. Oh, he attacks that too.

Who’s peaking out from under a bunker, scowling at everybody he sees?
Who’s reaching out to capture a ballot?
Everyone knows it’s Cheney.

Who’s peaking out from under a bunker, scowling at everybody he sees?
Who’s reaching out to capture a country?