FATHER AND SON
(Parody of Cat Stevens’ “Father And Son”)

“Hey, W.”
“Yeah, Dad?”
“I got some advice for you.”
“Dad, I don’t want advice.”
“Just listen. Here it goes. It’s not time to make a change. Just relax. You’re all right. Stay the course. You gotta focus. One thousand points of light. Talk to Laura. Play some golf. You’re not on a sinking ship. Listen to Cheney. And never ever, ever, ever, say “read my lips”. I was once just like you back in 1992. I had some issues with Saddam. The economy was down. But, never say that you can’t. You are a RepubliCAN. And, if you’re not President tomorrow, well, Jeb’s still in the fam. Now it’s your turn, W.”
“Dad, I don’t want to.”
“Just repeat some of your favorite quotes. I love what you say.”
“Dad, stop!”
“But, you’ve got such a lovely voice.”
“Okay, fine. I know how hard it is to put food on your family.
“It’s very hard”
“I’ve coined new words like ‘misunderestimate’ and ‘hispanically’.”
“You’re so smart”
“Rarely is the question asked, ‘Is our children learning?’
“I’ve never heard anyone ask that before.”
“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. I know that man and fish can coexist.”
“You’re a peacemaker alright”

REPEAT VERSES SIMULTANEOUSLY

“I, I love you, Dad.”
“I love you too, Son.”