GAY MARRIAGE

“Man and Woman”, do we need that in our Constitution?  If gays get married, this country could get really scary.  There could be two brides on a wedding cake.  Siegfried and Roy could get a tax break.  There would be more mothers-in-law.  There would be a Mrs. Navratilova.  There could be two Burger Kings.  On the softball diamond there’d be diamond rings.  There’d be less talk about J-Lo and Ben and a little bit more about him and Damon.  More people could get insurance for health.  Maybe then, Tom Cruise could marry himself.  Oh, “man and woman”.  Do we need that in our Constitution?  If anything we need today, it’s to lighten up and be more gay… in the USA.  Be more gay.