GOT NO MONEY

(Parody of Nelly’s “Ride Wit Me”)

If you wanna go and take a ride with me,

We’re gonna have to split a taxi.

Oh, why must it be this way?

I got no money.

If you wanna go get high with me

We can steal Robitussin from the pharmacy

Oh, why must it be this way?

Uh, no money.

Break it down.

If you wanna get pimped out with me

The barber school cuts hair for free.

Why do I look this way?

No Monay.

And if you wanna eat Top Ramen with me,

Sell a pint of blood for a free cookie,

Oh why must it be this way.

I got no money.