GUANTANAMO

(Parody of The Beach Boys’ “Kokomo”)

Fallujah, Nassira, Ooh, we’re gonna steal ya’

From Masul, Kabul, come on, it’s gonna be cool.

Put on this bandanna.  Don’t peek.  We’re gonna cram ya’

in a cell near the Florida Keys.

It’s called Guantanamo.  That’s where you’re gonna go

and disappear for a while.

So, you’re from Pakistan?  That means you’re Taliban.

We’ll be lockin’ you up as an illegal combatant.

…and we’ll help you fast for Ramandan.

You’ll be bound really tight.  Exposed for days to florescent lights.

You have no rights legally ‘cause we’re protecting a democracy down in Guantana…

Fallujah, Nassira, Syria, Lybia.

We’re in the Bahamas hunting for Osama.

You’re Muslim and brown so come on down to Guantanamo.

No one else will ever know except maybe Castro.

Down in Guantanamo.