LEWD CRIMINAL

(Parody of Michael Jackson and “Smooth Criminal”)

Ow!  Ow!  Ow!  Ow!

There was a knocking at the window, and I thought that it was Peter Pan.

Turned out it was a weird guy with a chimp and a glove on one hand.

He said he would take me with him to Neverland

But I couldn’t tell my Mommy or my Daddy.  They wouldn’t understand.

Michael this ain’t okay.  This ain’t okay.  This ain’t okay, Michael.

Oh, don’t touch me that way.  That ain’t okay.  That ain’t okay, Michael.

Oh, put that thing away!  That ain’t okay!  That ain’t okay, Michael!

I’ve been touched by…

I’ve been struck by…

A lewd criminal.

Ow!  Ow!