MARTHA’S JAILHOUSE PARTY

(Parody of “Jailhouse Rock” by Elvis Presley)

Martha threw a party in the County Jail.

There was duck fois gras and lobster tail.

Everyone there thought it was great.

She made us brand new license plates.

And I’m shocked.  She lied about her stock.

She’s here because someone snitched

Now she’s a jailhouse… Watch your mouth!

She used to teach us all about etiquette

From her country home in Connecticut.

Now she’s showing us how to live

“by turning this toothbrush into a shiv”

And I’m shocked.  She lied about her stock.

She’ll be sleeping on a metal bed, but she’ll still get to toss salad.

She didn’t know what was going on?  Yeah, just like those guys at Enron.