OOPS!  I MARRIED MY FRIEND

(Parody of “Oops, I Did It Again” and of Britney Spears)

“Britney, do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband?”

“Britney Spears, do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?”

“Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”

“Britney, are you drunk?”

“Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oops, I married my friend.  One night in Vegas I was drunk off my ass.

Oh, baby, baby, oops!

He’s a small town hick.  He ain’t got too much brains, but you should see his big… ooh!

Oh, baby baby.

If I’m gonna sleep with you, I don’t wanna sin.  Marry me first and let me call you Justin.

Oops, I married my friend.  Oh, what’s the big deal?  He’s not my cousin.

Oops, marriage doesn’t mean love.  It’s just about dressing up.

I’m just that ignorant.