ORDERING A HEART ATTACK

[heavy breathing]

Um, excuse me, I’d like to order… um

A Hamburger, cheeseburger, French fries on the side, milkshake, cheese steak, bowl of chili, clam bake

Fried fish, deep dish pulled pork sandwich, frozen pizza piled high, apple pies, fat thighs

Fritos, cheetos, ho-hos, gotta buy new clothes;

Ramen noodles in a cup, my blood pressure’s going up, Pringles, easy cheese, Spam, tight arteries

Tacos, fried dough, corn dog, breathing slow,

Garlic, diabetic shock, Country Croc, Pop rocks, handy snack twelve pack, Big Mac, heart attaaaaa…. [crash]