PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

Oh man, do I really want to do this?  Been drinkin’ little bit.  Should I go through with this?

But, I drove by, saw you on the roadside looking fine.  I’ll hate myself for this when the sun rises.

My wife’ll be like, “What’s that smell?  It’s cheap.”

But, I want to tear you apart right now in the front seat with my tongue

Finger licking looking at your box, open up.

Put you to my mouth, but then I stop.

Your breasts are fake, your coloring, chemicals swimming in your bloodstream.

Your smell’s not real.  Someone’s boned you before me.

You’re not the chicken that you used to be.

I was thinking, “the other white meat is me.”

That was grossing me out in the grocery.

Who was this little piggy before he came to the mar… to the mar… to the mar…

Before he became a pork chop?

And where’s the beef?  From Kansas?

A cowcentration camp?  Dacow?  Cowshiwitz?

I’ll ask the Chinese, “what’s the other white meat?”

A dog, a pigeon, a Norwegian, a Swede?

Calcium chloride, xantham gum, polysorbate 80?

I’m sorry, I don’t speak chemistry.

Someone must’ve stolen my identity

Because if we are what we eat, then what the Hell are we?

Put it in your mouth.  Put it in your mouth.  Don’t think about it.

Put it in your mouth.

You expect me to buy whole milk at Whole Foods?

Spend my whole paycheck when I can get the cow for 99 cents?

Junior bacon cheese.  Feed your family kobe beef?

‘till I get a Kobe paycheck I’ll be dunkin’ donuts.

Hook my feeding tube to the drive-thru.

When I’m on life support can I order a number 2?

Are you lovin’ it when your arteries get foreclosed?

Where will your heart go when it doesn’t have a home?

Do you think in Ethiopia a father says, “Hey kids, now wait.

Don’t eat everything that’s on your plate.

Think of the over-eating children in The United States.

Put it in your mouth.  Put it in your mouth.  Don’t think about it.

Put it in your mouth.