RIGHT WING NATION

(Parody of “Rhythm Nation” by Janet Jackson)

Looks like the F.C.C. is really unhappy

About something they saw Sunday on TV

Forget the Levitra and Bud Light and the way the football players fight.

Our children briefly saw a breast flash in the night.

Now everyone’s lost control-a over one areola

Why is there such a commotion?

Where was John Ashcroft?  He could’ve draped it with a cloth.

We are a part of a white bread nation.

Michael Powell’s like his Daddy, Colin.  Scared of a nonexistent problem.

We’ve got a right wing Administration.

We all saw that booby shake thanks to Justin Timberlake.

And, those of us with Tivo stopped to masturbate.

We all saw Janet flop right out of that halter top.

I guess, now, literally she’s called the Queen of Pop.

But, don’t take away her Grammy just because of one mammary.

It was just shameless self-promotion.

Enjoy the way she sings.  Forget about the whole nipple thing.

Just remember, she’s a Jackson.