RUMSFELD

(Parody of “This Love” by Maroon 5)

Donald Rumsfeld- “The message is, that there are known knowns.  There are things we know that we know.  There are known unknowns.  That is to say, there are things that we now know we don’t know.  But, there are also unknown unknowns.  There are things we do not know we don’t know.  And, each year, we discover a few more of those unknown unknowns.”

Rumsfeld has taken a toll on me.  He’s told us lies too many times before.  The twinkling in his eyes makes me curse my TV and jump around the floor.

Donald Rumsfeld- “Goodness.  I shouldn’t say ‘I don’t think so’ although that’s what I think.”

A neocon playing an old con game.  Telling us to be afraid to shoulder his escapades.

Treating a war just like a party game.  Everyone plays charades when Rumsy’s on the floor.

Oh, Rumsfeld has taken a toll on me.  He’s told us lies too many times before.

The twinkling in his eyes makes me curse my TV and jump around the floor.

Rumsfeld has taken a toll on me.  He’s told us lies too many times before.  The twinkling in his eyes tells me, we have no choice when it comes to war.

Rumsfeld- “The statement I made is as sound as a rock.”  [laughter]  “I didn’t say, ‘Iraq’!”