TEDDY BEAR ORGY

Do you believe in magic?  Well, I do.  I see it every day and all the time.

As you all know, whenever you leave your room, that is when your stuffed animals come alive.

I used to wonder what was going on when I went outside

Until one day I spied on them.  And, let me tell you, it blew my mind.

It was a teddy bear orgy, sure enough.  Stuffed animals getting stuffed.

A teddy bear orgy- playing teddy bear games.

It was a teddy bear orgy and everybody came.

It was a teddy bear orgy and…

That’s right.  That’s wrong.  Paddington’s got nothing under that raincoat.

Who’s that sleeping in my bed?  Everybody, and they ain’t sleeping.

Teddy Ruxpin is a slut.  Can you and I be friends?

And Winnie the Pooh likes it… Well, you know where.

And the Carebears got no genetalia.  And Yogi, he likes it bearly legal.

Get it on.  Get it on.  Get it on.  That’s hot.  That’s cold.  Your porridge…

Just right.

It was a teddy bear orgy, sure enough.  My fluffy bears, they were getting fluffed.

Teddy bears bouncing here and there and everywhere and off the walls.

Playing with their furry… paws.

It was a teddy bear orgy and everybody…

A teddy bear orgy where everybody…

A teddy bear orgy where every bear, everybody…

A teddy bear orgy where every body….