WHALE SONG

A whale swims the beautiful sea with his Belugian brothers.

He sings a sweet melody and is loved by others.

His song floats so sweet through the beautiful deep,

Not even a starfish can hide

From the beautiful sound that echos around

And is carried away with the tide.

And the whale sings, “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

And then the Norwegians came to take his blubber

To make lots of soap for their stinky and smelly brothers.

‘Cause when your diet consists of subsistence on fish,

Octopus heads and sea snails,

You develop a smell that’s worse than Hell

And you need to be saved by the whales.

And, on quiet nights when the wind is right

You can hear his song prevail.

Sing along if you know the words…

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”