TRANSFER OF POWER

Transfer the power.  Transfer the power.  Transfer the power.

This Iraqi transition makes me nervous.  I think it could backfire

Just like when Van Halen transitioned from David Lee Roth to Sammy Hagar

And do you remember the transition on Three’s Company?

They kicked out Susan Somers and brought in Cindy.

The show was never the same though Jack Tripper remained

And I’m afraid because I know how bad a transition can go

Like trading Babe Ruth and getting the Curse of the Bambino

It’s hard to reverse like the career of Fred Durst

From Limp Bizkit to worse.  It hurts.

I just hope the transition goes smooth like Aaron Neville’s vocals

Nobody plays the fool.  We get back from Iraq and get local.

But the focal point we’re dealing with at this hour,

Did we make a mistake or did we make a…

Transfer of power.  Transfer of power.  Transfer of power.  Transfer the power.

Transferring power too early can make me startled

Like when Rosanne transitioned from John Goodman to Tom Arnold

It’s uncomfortable like going from tequila to beer from George Michael to queer from Donruss to Fleer.

‘Cause if we pull out too early then that’s the rhythm method

That’s no way to protect or to be protected

Because then you might have to go to the clinic ‘cause you been infected

Cause your dick turned green like the chick in Shrek did.

Now, I’m not saying our leaders are stupid or dumb,

But sometimes when you mix Dick, Bush and Colon

You get a situation that’s a little bit sticky, a little bit tricky and a little bit swollen.

Transfer of power.  Transfer of power.  Transfer of power.  Transfer of power.