YOU WANT AN AUTOMATIC?

(Parody of “Do You Believe in Magic?” by The Lovin’ Spoonful)

You want an automatic assault weapon easy?

You can join the Marines and get an M-16.

But, for me, now that the ban has expired

There’re Mac-10’s, Tech 9’s and uzis to fire.

Everyone can buy them now, and that’s really groovy.

We can all pretend we’re in a Hollywood movie.

It’s really tragic that some people don’t see

How weapons are good for the whole family

Cause it’s quick how they resolve a dispute

Why bicker and argue when it’s easy to shoot?

They’re simple to fire even a child can see.

Your finger kinda does it automatically.

Oh, yeah!

Do you believe in logic?

Cause if we all have guns

Everyone’ll be safe from everyone.

And it’s true how they repel an attack

Just look at how the folks are usin’ them in Iraq.

The way the stock feels, the way the barrel shines,

Assault weapons will just blow your mind.

Oh yeah!